apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

(via doesitlooklikeicara)


Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?


"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

(via downbythesea-drownyourscars)



politicalprof:

kohenari:

Please, please, please let this become a thing on Facebook this week.
This would be so much more fun to watch go viral than people dumping cold water on themselves.
HT: Alan Benard.

Because when Jesus said “blessed are the Peacemakers,” he meant Colt .45s

politicalprof:

kohenari:

Please, please, please let this become a thing on Facebook this week.

This would be so much more fun to watch go viral than people dumping cold water on themselves.

HT: Alan Benard.

Because when Jesus said “blessed are the Peacemakers,” he meant Colt .45s




cartoonpolitics:

“If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people.” .. (Tony Benn)

cartoonpolitics:

“If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people.” .. (Tony Benn)

(via andifwefeelthesilence)


rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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