the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
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Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock
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Fantasiada, menina interage com cangurus em parque na Austrália; veja mais fotos: http://folha.com/131372 (Foto: Carters News/The Grosby Group)
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ah yes…. the smell of victory
I don’t want this.JESUS CHRIST I JUST HAD A STROKE
noooooooooooo do not want
| 1: | What would you name your future daughter? |
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| 2: | Do you miss anyone? |
| 3: | What if I told you that you were pretty? |
| 4: | Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? |
| 5: | What are you looking forward to in the next week? |
| 6: | Did you go out or stay in last night? |
| 7: | How late did you stay up last night? |
| 8: | Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? |
| 9: | What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? |
| 10: | Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? |
| 11: | Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? |
| 12: | Have you pretended to like someone? |
| 13: | Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? |
| 14: | Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? |
| 15: | Is it hard for you to get over someone? |
| 16: | Think back five months ago, were you single? |
| 17: | Have you ever cried from being so mad? |
| 18: | Hold hands with anyone this week? |
| 19: | Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? |
| 20: | Who did you last see in person? |
| 21: | What is the last thing you said out lot? |
| 22: | Have you kissed three or more people in one night? |
| 23: | Have you ever been to Paris? |
| 24: | Are you good at hiding your feelings? |
| 25: | Do you use chap stick? |
| 26: | Who did you last share a bed with? |
| 27: | Are you listening to music right now? |
| 28: | What is something you currently want right now? |
| 29: | Were your last three kisses from the same person? |
| 30: | How is your heart lately? |
| 31: | Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? |
| 32: | When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? |
| 33: | What do people call you? |
| 34: | Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? |
| 35: | Are there any stressful situations in your life? |
| 36: | What are you listening to right now? |
| 37: | What is wrong with you right now? |
| 38: | Love really is a beautiful thing huh? |
| 39: | Do you make wishes at 11:11? |
| 40: | What is on your wrists right now? |
| 41: | Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected? |
| 42: | Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? |
| 43: | Have you ever regretted kissing someone? |
| 44: | Have you hugged someone within the last week? |
| 45: | Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? |
| 46: | What were you doing at midnight last night? |
| 47: | Do you miss the way things were six months ago? |
| 48: | Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? |
| 49: | Have you ever been to New York? |
| 50: | Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? |
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| plot twist: | yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option. |
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